This is what Zero Looks Like

If you know much about babies, you'll know doctors like to keep close tabs on their growth. Each doctor visit (5 in the first year) they measure height, weight and head circumference and chart them against the average baby in the country (a percentile ranking). When you have a porker like D you call the grandmas after each visit and brag that his is a strong and healthy BIG boy. When you have a mini like H, after each appointment you call and say "She's still tiny!"

Currently she is a ZERO.... I like to say that according to the charts there are no baby girls her age in the US smaller than she is.

Take a look...this is what ZERO looks like!



She doesn't look like she's missed too many meals to me...